Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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