Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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