It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Banned from zoo.
Again?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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