toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
