I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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