i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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