I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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