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How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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