2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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