I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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