she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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