He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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