I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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