I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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