i permit you to call me
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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