Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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