just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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