alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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