Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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