I don't think brook has ever known best
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she pinky promised me she was 18
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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