I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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