i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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