Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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