How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Randomize
