FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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