I'm really into asian looking animals
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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