I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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