why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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