Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
