Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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