how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
and you said cock pushups were impossible
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Randomize
