Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Randomize
