Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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