Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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