You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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