life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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