so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Just invented taco cereal.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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