Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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