When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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