u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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