I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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