i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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