Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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