White coat. Heels.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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