Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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