Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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