I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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