your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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