Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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