only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he fucked my hip out of place.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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