so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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