help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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